NAME: Gyrling, Christian
PRIOR OFFENSES: Twisting the minds of characters in Darkwatch and further plan Bourne Identity
CHARGED W/: First degree character animation programming and multiple artificial stupidity violations.

– Suspect is known for using incomprehensible analogies
– It is believed that the suspect has connections with the “Swedish Bikini Team”
– Suspect’s sleeping schedule is extremely unpredictable.
– Rumors have it that the suspect has a great passion for old console systems, mainly the Super Nintendo.
– It has been suggested that the fast growing facial hair is used to hide game algorithms written on the suspect’s skin and smuggled out of the country.
 

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