NAME:Simpson, Dave PRIOR OFFENSES: NFL GameDay and NCAA GameBreaker for PS1 and PS2. CHARGED W/: Being in the area. NOTES: - Suspect was apprehended while already incarcerated at Naughty Dog's offices -- currently investigating how he got past the guard dogs. - Suspect is known to schedule instructions against their will. - Suspect had been seen violently shaking code until all of its NOPs fall out. - Suspect has been witnessed hanging out on street corners and pushing polygons -- rumored to also be a pixel pusher.

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