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NAME: Scanlin, Jason
PRIOR OFFENSES:Star Wars: Battlefront 1 & 2 (PS2, Xbox, PC), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Xbox), The Unseen (Xbox, and aptly named), Interstate '82 (PC)
CHARGED W/:Programming with Deadly Intent, Assault and Assembly, Mathematics in the Second Degree, Graphical Manslaughter, and numerous counts of Possession of Narcotic Software, Whiteboard Graffiti, and Public Animation.
IDENTIFYING FEATURES:
Subject is unusually tall, thin, pale, and scruffy.
Subject's behavior is erratic;
appears catatonic in the presence of computer
monitors, but prone to manic outbursts if exposed
to equations, games, or fast cars.
Do NOT feed subject energy drinks. |
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