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NAME: Lanier,
Jonathan
PRIOR OFFENSES:Command & Conquer
(PSX, Sega Saturn)
Command & Conquer: Red Alert (PSX), Command & Conquer: Retaliation (PSX),
Command & Conquer:
Tiberian Sun (PC), Pirates: The Legend of Black Kat (PS2), Freaky Flyers (PS2,
Xbox)
CHARGED W/: C++ programming in a
non-C++ zone
ALIASES: Demento, Caveman, "Mr. Jingles"
- Subject has been sighted using various forms of high-tech gadgetry.
Rumors are that his brain was reprogrammed by aliens via a Pong
machine at an early age, thus spawning a lifelong obsession with
computers and video games.
- Known to hide in dark places, he can sometimes be found lurking
about at odd hours (he's not a Grue, though he's rumored to have
cut a deal with them).
- He was last seen trying to overclock an Atari 2600 in an attempt
to improve its graphics capabilities.
QUOTE: "Of course you should
do that - you're worth it." |
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