NAME: Druckmann, Neil PRIOR OFFENSES: Dikki Painguin (NES) CHARGED W/: Gameplay shenanigans -Suspect suffers from extreme delusions and schizophrenia – he claims to be a programmer, an artist, and – most worrisome – a designer. : -Suspect is rumored to be a member of the extremely vocal and unnecessarily unfunny “25 and under club”. : -Suspect is charged with being a double agent for the Entertainment Technology Center at Carnegie Mellon University. Suspect has left a long paper-trail proving he has been funneling money to his school for the purpose of acquiring a master’s degree. : -Suspect was known for harassing senior Naughty Dogs at GDC and DICE for a chance to join their criminal industry. : -As punishment, suspect became the second subject in the multi million dollar correctional experiment known as the “Naughty Dog Internship” (Suspect still hasn’t learned his lesson). -check out further records on suspect by clicking here.

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