NAME: Labbe II, Joe
PRIOR OFFENSES: Crash Team Racing (PSX)
Crash Bandicoot: Warped (PSX)
Crash Bandicoot: 2 (PSX)
Disruptor (PSX)
CHARGED W/: OFF COLOR CORNERS
ALIASES: “DJ SiN” (AKA “DJ Sweet E. Pie”)
--suspect has a propensity to toss water balloons and ogle women
--suspect is versed in classic literature (FHM, MAXIM, etc.)
--suspect has been arrested multiple times in Las Vegas with pocketsfull of single dollar bills, dazed look, and odd smile on face.
--Suspect identifies with “the Rock”
(Psych note: wrestling addiction terminal, untreatable.)

NOTE: separate from Erick Pangilinan lest “smack be layeth down”